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"I'll have him ring you back, at the moment he's feeding the fish. . ."

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Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

When clowns are hunting.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"What did Jesus order?"

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Jerk Gene

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

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