Lost Phone Pillows

'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"My computer just texted me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'It looks like our data.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

And then a voice came down from the Lord...

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

RAISED BY PHONES

Golfers lost on the road

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Did you ever wonder where your phone is while you're looking at it?"