Lost Phone Mugs

'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"My computer just texted me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'It looks like our data.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

And then a voice came down from the Lord...

RAISED BY PHONES

Golfers lost on the road

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Did you ever wonder where your phone is while you're looking at it?"

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."