Loss Of A Partner Gifts

"You really miss her, don't you, Lou?"

'Yes, but who do I make love to tonight.'

Coping with losing a partner.

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'He was a great writer'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Postcards from Heaven...

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Grief counselling'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Sorry, wrong room."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"What? Too soon?"

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."