Longevity Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift that embodies skepticism about longevity and trends? Our creative collection features funny and clever products that challenge conventional wisdom, perfect for someone who questions the status quo. Whether it’s a witty mug, a humorous t-shirt, or a quirky print, these items are designed to provoke thought and bring a smile. Ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who loves a bit of humor with a critical twist, our collection encourages a playful yet insightful take on life's fleeting nature.

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"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."

"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty." mockup

"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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The Age of Reptiles. . .

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'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.' mockup

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'." mockup

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years." mockup

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

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"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors." mockup

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

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'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!' mockup

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

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"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?" mockup

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

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My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people! mockup

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

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"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?" mockup

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

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Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.' mockup

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

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"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years." mockup

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

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'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

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'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?' mockup

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

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Midlife: You Are Here.

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'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.' mockup

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

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'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!' mockup

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

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"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever." mockup

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

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'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.' mockup

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

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"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive." mockup

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

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My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em. mockup

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

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"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative." mockup

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.' mockup

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

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The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

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The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

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"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!" mockup

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

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"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years." mockup

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

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'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.' mockup

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

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'Extreme acupuncture.'

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Longevity Skeptic Gifts Collection

Longevity Skeptic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for the longevity skeptic and find witty designs that challenge mainstream beliefs about durability.

Longevity Skeptic Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to reflect your skepticism — playful designs that add humor and insight to any space.

Longevity Skeptic Prints

Browse our prints for the longevity skeptic and decorate with clever, thought-provoking artwork that questions the norm.

Longevity Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts for skeptics — clever, humorous, and perfect for making your viewpoint known.