Loner Gifts

"He keeps himself to himself."

Club Antisocial

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"Have you been here long?"

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones and Blackberry's, more and more executives are working from home.'

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

"A lot of people say that my absence is my best feature."

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Christmas during a pandemic.

"You'll be familiar with Belbin and his work on 'Structure an roles' within teams."

Cockney rhyming slang chiropodist in a butchers shop

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

"You unfriended them all - remember?"

Castaways Not Welcome

'He said he wants to stay there, captain.'

'I'm nobody's best friend, I'm an Indie.'

Lonely Christmas Cow

Man pulling a cracker by himself with a palm tree.

Car has 'Just biding my time' written across the back as single man drives.