Loner's Delight Gifts

"A lot of people say that my absence is my best feature."

Club Antisocial

Cellphone Islands

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Worm eats the fish.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"Have you been here long?"

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

Christmas during a pandemic.

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Castaways Not Welcome

"You unfriended them all - remember?"

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'He said he wants to stay there, captain.'

Bed and Breakfast/Cot and Croissant

'I'm nobody's best friend, I'm an Indie.'

"He keeps himself to himself."

Lonely Christmas Cow

"Fish biting today?"

Man pulling a cracker by himself with a palm tree.

"Sorry, mate - I'm self-isolating."

Car has 'Just biding my time' written across the back as single man drives.