Loner Life Gifts

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

Club Antisocial

Cellphone Islands

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Have you been here long?"

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones and Blackberry's, more and more executives are working from home.'

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

"A lot of people say that my absence is my best feature."

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Castaways Not Welcome

"You unfriended them all - remember?"

'He said he wants to stay there, captain.'

'I'm nobody's best friend, I'm an Indie.'

'You still have no mail.'

"He keeps himself to himself."

Car has 'Just biding my time' written across the back as single man drives.