Lobsterman Gifts

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

A man and baby wearing bibs

Raining Leaves.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

He loves the water.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Thermidor Dali

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Tree collapse...