Lobsterman Pillows

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Today, son, you are a man."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Mobsters at the Beach

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Raining Leaves.

A man and baby wearing bibs

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Thermidor Dali

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings