Lobster Vendor Gifts

Quote du Jour: Sen. Susan Collins

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Thermidor Dali

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

business lunch

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

Favourite Food

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Shellfie

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"