Lobster Vendor Mugs

Quote du Jour: Sen. Susan Collins

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Thermidor Dali

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Oysters in June - delicious!

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

business lunch

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

Favourite Food

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Shellfie

"I said you should get a hobby like bird watching."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'