Loan Tactician Gifts

Institutions Controlling Money

"He only made first four installments."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Carlo Ancelotti

"That was a rumor day."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Human males marking territory.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'