Term-end Tactician Gifts

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Kosovo.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Human males marking territory.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Institutions Controlling Money

"Smite him, my son!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"He only made first four installments."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Snooker.

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Better get used to player rotation!'