Term-end Tactician Prints

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Kosovo.

"Smite him, my son!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Human males marking territory.

Institutions Controlling Money

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Snooker.

"He only made first four installments."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

Mike Tyson

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'