Football Tactician Gifts

'Any questions?'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

"Which one are we, Coach?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Football.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Golf

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

Football math: 57% + 53% = : 'This is what I expect from every player, every play!'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

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