Football Tactics Aficionado Gifts

Michael Laudrup

Jose Mourinho

Punt Cake

Bears

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

Big Football

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Red State Football

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Edinson Cavani

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'I wandered lonely as Wayne Rooney playing up front for England.'

End of football season - UK

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."