Livestock Learner Gifts

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Sick Rancher Humor

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Cheesie Rider

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Shepherd

"We raise our beef humanely."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'Pork bellies are up...'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

The herd of hearing.