Learner Equestrian Gifts

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Bumpy Ride

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

A pony throws its rider.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

"Sandra please! Not when it's a gift horse dear."

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

'Check your blind spot'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Driver under instruction

Vain Pony Rider