Liturgy Lover Gifts

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Meet the scribe"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

R.C.I.A.

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

Cathedral Made Safe.

Time for Tea

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Queen reigning.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Lady Anglea

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Love in Church

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'