Liturgy Lover Mugs

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Meet the scribe"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Maypole

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Cathedral Made Safe.

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

Lady Anglea

First Marriage.

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Love in Church

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"