Literature Loungers Gifts

Couch Potatoes

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Unabridged Dictionary

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

John takes a personivacation.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.

Hockney by the Pool

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'I found it difficult to put down, but I will. It's trite rubbish.'

Rattlesnake in his den.

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.