Ironic Lounger Gifts

Jack liked to spend 2 or 3 days of his vacation in the office just to let others know that he can't help them.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Unabridged Dictionary

Sick person curled up at home

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

John takes a personivacation.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Rest distracted by moles.

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

Floating

'Well played, sir.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"