Ironic Lounger Gifts

Jack liked to spend 2 or 3 days of his vacation in the office just to let others know that he can't help them.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unabridged Dictionary

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

John takes a personivacation.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

Rest distracted by moles.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Floating

'Well played, sir.'

"Sleeping in?"