Artistic Lounger Gifts

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unabridged Dictionary

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Champagne and Oysters

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Well played, sir.'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."