Artistic Lounger Gifts

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Unabridged Dictionary

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Champagne and Oysters

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

Rest distracted by moles.

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'Well played, sir.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"