Literary Lounger Gifts

Bookcase at the Beach.

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

"I'm quite enjoying working from home."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Chillaxing!

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Sick person curled up at home

Unabridged Dictionary

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

John takes a personivacation.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."