Literary Lounger Gifts

Bookcase at the Beach.

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

"I'm quite enjoying working from home."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Blue Stockings

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Chillaxing!

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

Unabridged Dictionary

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

John takes a personivacation.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.