Linguistic Lounger Gifts

John takes a personivacation.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Chillaxing!

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

Happy Brithday

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Make up you mind - do you love me completely or love me to bits?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

It was a match made in heaven.

Unabridged Dictionary

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Belgium Battle.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''