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John takes a personivacation.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Blue Stockings

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Chillaxing!

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

Happy Brithday

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unabridged Dictionary

It was a match made in heaven.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

Belgium Battle.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

'I'm writing an essay on 'the perfectability of man.''

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.