Library Lounger Gifts

Blue Stockings

Remainder table.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'My wife asked me to look up her old school chum...'

'I found it difficult to put down, but I will. It's trite rubbish.'

Self-Help. . . Self-Hindrance

Unabridged Dictionary

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"For heaven's sake, Harold - would it hurt you to lick you finger!?"

"I love to visit the library ... perfect place to text."

Obesity books.

'You've read that before and it didn't work....'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Rattlesnake in his den.

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.

American History/Poetry/Biography.

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

Crime A-L

'He says he's sorry he's late-he's had readers' block.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Man is knocked unconscious by book entitled; 'How to cure insomnia'.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."