Law Library Loungers Gifts

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Not that net!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Internet Restaurant

Unabridged Dictionary

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Flexible working

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Truth section in library "I'm sorry sir, there's just no demand for it these days."

'Is he taking the piss?'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"I'm not sitting on your laptop because it's warm... I just wanted to reset your password and ruin your day."

"The eyes of the beast burrowed deep into his soul with laser-sharp precision. In a moment, Liam would succumb to the relentless silent stare of his nemesis and best friend. One question remained: kibble or canned?"

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.

Couch Potatoes

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"