Literature Loungers Mugs

Couch Potatoes

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Unabridged Dictionary

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Writing that book was a real strain."

John takes a personivacation.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

Hockney by the Pool

'I found it difficult to put down, but I will. It's trite rubbish.'

Rattlesnake in his den.

'He says he's sorry he's late-he's had readers' block.'

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.