Bookish Lounger Mugs

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Unabridged Dictionary

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Rest distracted by moles.

"Sleeping in?"

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."