Bookish Lounger Mugs

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unabridged Dictionary

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Rest distracted by moles.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"Sleeping in?"

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.