Literary Therapist Gifts

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"It's a play on words."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Oh, this old thing?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Extreme Sisyphus

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Lend me your ears

After the Sentence

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

William Shakespeare

Of Mice and Men.

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Tower Hamlets

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight