Lions Gifts

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

A Shipping Lion.

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

Bring back the cat.

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"I prefer people to animals."

Thug life on safari.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Next in Lion

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Lion Costume

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Will Kill For Food

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Where did we go wrong?'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Lion Dreams

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow