Lion Lore Gifts

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Warrior Woman

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Thug life on safari.

Next in Lion

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Lion Costume

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Will Kill For Food

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Lion Dreams