Lion Lore Gifts

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Warrior Woman

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Thug life on safari.

Next in Lion

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Lion Costume

Will Kill For Food

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Draw the Lion

Lion Dreams