Lion Keeper Gifts

"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Next in Lion

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

The Goalkeeper

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Mother's Love

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Works every time."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"This is the best part of the movie."

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Bus for Giraffes.

Giraffe and Gloves.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'