Lion Keeper Mugs

"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Michael Jackson

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Mother's Love

The Goalkeeper

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Next in Lion

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Works every time."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"This is the best part of the movie."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Bus for Giraffes.

Giraffe and Gloves.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"