Light Keeper Mugs

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'You know too much!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Michael Jackson

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"There's something I have to tell you."

Mother's Love

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

Lighthouse Hammock.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'