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Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

'You know too much!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Mother's Love

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'