Line-loather Gifts

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Stratigraphy

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Prisoner still life painting.

Separation Anxiety

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Biking Granny.

All-you-can-wear.

I wish I never had to ride on another bus for as long as I live. Is there a Greek God of cabs I can pray to? I think his name is "Hackus." Bus.

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"I hate having to wash my smalls."

I'm bored! Buck up! Enduring boredom prepares you for college lectures, political speeches and public television. Not to mention � It�s the key to so many successful marriages. I can't wait.

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

'I wear leather to express my individuality - just like everyone else.'

"He's never watched Line of Duty."

"Your skin. Genuine Leather."

"Oooh!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

Surreal Time Keeping