Line-loather Pillows

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Stratigraphy

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Separation Anxiety

Prisoner still life painting.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

Biking Granny.

All-you-can-wear.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"I hate having to wash my smalls."

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

'I wear leather to express my individuality - just like everyone else.'

"Oooh!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"Your skin. Genuine Leather."