Beach Loather Pillows

"I should have known - I hate the beach."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Separation Anxiety

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Delivery."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Thong World.

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

And as the sun sets over the hills...

Bathing woman wearing a hat

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Dreaming of Summer

*Sigh* Warm coke.

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Spiked Ball

Beach Vacation