Line Loiterer Pillows

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Truth section in library "I'm sorry sir, there's just no demand for it these days."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

The Sequels

Reader's Block

"We'll swop at half time."

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"When will you be back at the bank?"

Long queue.

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."