Library Loiterer Pillows

Truth section in library "I'm sorry sir, there's just no demand for it these days."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Do your research!

Gen-Next Library

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Author does not do tricks."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Blue Stockings

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Two Generations of Readers

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'