Line Dweller Pillows

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

City Boy.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"Come and get it!"

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

Opening the Barrel

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Spooning

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Wine: New & Old!!!

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'

Early American Think tank

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"