Lake Dweller Pillows

Angler Being Lured To A Hook Baited With Beer

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Duck Hunt

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Marco ..."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Go jump in the lake!

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"I know. I miss him, too."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."