Lake Dweller Pillows

Angler Being Lured To A Hook Baited With Beer

Duck Hunt

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Marco ..."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'How about a game of cards?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Arf! Arf!'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."