Line Loiterer Gifts

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Truth section in library "I'm sorry sir, there's just no demand for it these days."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

The Sequels

Reader's Block

"We'll swop at half time."

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"When will you be back at the bank?"

Long queue.

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."