I love your blouse. Where'd you get it? Wait a second. You're stalling. You're holding up the line. You're
Line Languisher Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the passion of language enthusiasts? Our collection for the line languisher showcases witty, clever designs that celebrate the art of expression. Whether they’re poets, writers, or simply love a good pun, these products add a touch of humor and charm to their everyday life, making their love for language even more special.
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
Test your patience, back in one hour.
'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'
'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'
'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'
Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.
'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'
Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing
"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."
"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
"Is this the queue for Funworld?"
'Pencil for Cartoonists.'
Patience Tested While You Wait.
A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.
Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.
Stand in the Q.
The Evolution of fish
10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).
The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.
"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."
"We'll swop at half time."
The Sequels
Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.
"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"
Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.
'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'
Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.
Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes
Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.
"When will you be back at the bank?"
Long queue.
'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'
"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."
Line Languisher Gifts Collection
Line Languisher Mugs
Explore our collection of clever mugs loved by language enthusiasts, perfect for adding some wit to their mornings.
Line Languisher Pillows
Bring humor and personality into any space with pillows that celebrate the joy of language and creative flair.
Line Languisher Prints
Decorate your walls with inspiring prints that capture the beauty and wit of language for any creative space.
Line Languisher T-Shirts
Find fun and witty t-shirts for those who adore showcasing their passion for language and creative expression.