Line Lull Enthusiast Gifts

'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

Two phones talking to one another.