Line Looper Gifts

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Defensive Lineman

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

The Evolution of fish

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

"We'll swop at half time."

The Sequels

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"When will you be back at the bank?"

Long queue.