Line Looper Gifts

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Defensive Lineman

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

The Evolution of fish

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

"We'll swop at half time."

The Sequels

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

"When will you be back at the bank?"