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Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
Domestic Superheroes!!
'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'
"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."
'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"
When laundry ruled the waves.
Here be dragons.
Lady of the bath...
Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.
Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
Cat Reunion
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'
"The boss can see you now."
"I miss the Augean stables."
Myths and legends...
"Oh, this? Crazy story..."
Jack London
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).
Zorro as a child.
"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"
Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail
'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'
'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'
Bigfoot tracks...
Scotsman in the bath...
'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'
Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"
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